Douche cap 

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

Douche cap by shadded June 28, 2013

Douche Purse 

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

Douche Purse by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013

Douche-Chopps 

An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.

A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"

Douche-Chopps by annias August 25, 2013

douche holster 

A vest

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.

douche holster by silentscope202 September 27, 2013

Douche Bag 

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.

Eagles fans are Douche Bags

Douche Bag by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013

douche-lobster 

Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.

Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!

douche-lobster by snark2468 December 1, 2013

douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

douche danish by megabucks January 12, 2014