Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.
Tish is such a douche danish.
by megabucks January 12, 2014
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the act of smothering pancake syrup all over a woman's vagina and than performing oral sex on her
Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!
by literacola December 11, 2006
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