Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.

Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.

by Dustin Bowles May 09, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

by Squirrly Dirty May 11, 2021

Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

by kvli December 09, 2020

dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry

Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction

by FlexOnGrandma October 21, 2020

Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.

Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"

by Idionyymi September 02, 2017

travel dirt

A mythical pieced dirt that mums make up on the way to another state

Get that travel dirt off of you

by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018

dirt blurt

Originating in N.Ireland this is a way of describing a skank.

Dont go near her, she is a real "dirt blurt".

by Pleasefalayshme March 30, 2008