*he is such a dave lawson*
by TryHardTryer May 24, 2015

An acronym For “dick appointment Dave does you” these daddy’s are always better in bed then other daddy’s.
by Blahblahman2233 May 22, 2019

by Davetheseshlord April 13, 2021

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.
by hooker cat July 20, 2014

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean
he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup
he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup
Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts
by werykul December 1, 2024

Dave is a fat nigger monkey who is homosexual and likes rappe he is a fornite kid and will do anything for vbucks. Dave suffers from turret syndrome and is very autistic please be kind to Dave
by Frtingmaster420 March 3, 2024

Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.
by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022
