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cracker boy

A nerdy dude who doesn’t have friends his own age and can’t talk to girls and who still hasn’t had his first kiss at age 18
“Lol Michael is totally a cracker boy”
by I_dont_fuckin_know June 30, 2021
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Sodium Cracker

The white version of nigga that you cant say unless yours albino.
Albino: what is up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: ayyy sodium cracke-
Albino: YOU CANT SAY THAT THATS RACIST
by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019
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Uppity Cracker

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023
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Party cracker

similar to a party crasher, this kind of foul play can ruin the mood just as much as any party foul. A party cracker ia an out of control white boy. We all know them. Don't let them get out of control, because when they do what's your is theirs and what's their is theirs. Totally oblivious, they will consume all you have, while keeping their collection out of harms way.
(Ex: I'm tired of hanging out with party crackers like Joey. He came to the party last night. Joey had a 12 pack in his car but thought it'd be better to leave it, as he knew Sal had plenty of brew he could easily mooch)
by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011
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Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker
"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."
by Ushie December 15, 2008
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Cracker mutt

White people who claim several white nationalities
Scott has German, French, Scottish, and Irish ansestors making him a cracker mutt
by Cryptic Plague June 22, 2018
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Cracker Barrel

A made up story or “fact” that is taken at word and then circulated by word of mouth.
Did you ever hear the story about how Disney was frozen? Yeah, that’s a Cracker Barrel.
by IMR1fley April 3, 2019
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