Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021
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Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences
Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.
by December 10, 2020
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Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer
“Cream or sugar today sir?”

No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug
by TheCiscoKidd November 04, 2020
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Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth August 30, 2011
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Zoom Coffee

When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.
by Lilybaby August 05, 2021
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Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.
by D.C.C. November 23, 2021
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Coffee Talk

1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.

2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.

My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2021
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