Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned
by carrotcurry August 15, 2019
deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees
by thug ass tamato December 08, 2015
Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 06, 2021
The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.
When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!
by NinjaChicken666 January 13, 2020
"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."
by Arikorv August 13, 2020
A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022