Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.

by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.

Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.

by Report February 4, 2010

Canada

A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters

I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin

"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"

by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010

canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.

OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.

by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010

Canada

A make believe place where bagged milk exists, and all it's inhabitants are mythological creatures.

Person 1 : "Did you hear the new kid is from Canada?"

Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."

by canadainhabitant12 September 12, 2021

Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood

"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."

by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018