Canada

I would like to tell all US residents that Canada is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.

Life in Canada has much in common with life in the USA, but there is one very significant difference: it is much, much better.
It's such a pleasure to live in Canada.

by un chien canadienne July 21, 2022

canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine

person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?

by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023

Canada's History

See epic fail.

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...

by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010

Gulf Of Canada

sheets of small pockets of ice commonly referred to as golf that canadians use in the winter for skating or hockey tournaments

let’s settle our game at the gulf of canada

by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025

Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010

Canada

A horrifying and cold country with rampant maple leafs and hockey players. All entry into the country is currently forbidden, not so much because of the pandemic but because they are currently plotting world domination and are fed up.

Canada: “EVERYONE STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. We are tired of your shit.”

by superevilgenius April 17, 2021