California ring of fire

When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas

Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!

by Queefstain June 26, 2017

California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

calika

Calika is the smartest and most beautiful girl ever and she like guys with blond hair and blue eyes

Calika:it would be better with you
Bradley:do you want to go out with me

Calika:totally, I have allways had a crush on you
Bradley:I love you Calika

by The real truth real4 November 1, 2017

califruit

An annoying, acne-tainted left-wing human from California, especially in the Bay Area. Usually they like to show off what they know.

Ugh, that califruit is spouting his liberal policy bullshit again. What a showoff.

by Zongynong November 26, 2017

California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

California chocolate bar

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

by American sadass June 13, 2018

CaliGentleman

He is a man of mythic proportions, only few are destined to acquire such a majestic status. Legend has it that the caligentleman can win any debate by simply saying "ha ha me bro". There is no limit to what a caligentleman can accomplish from dancing bachata to driving on the nurenburger.

"Now thats a real mustang"- UV Rays
"ha ha me bro"- The CaliGentleman

by Puro Pinche Party June 23, 2018