crotch hound

Crotch hound:

a) a person who will do anything to get what they want.
b) a person who uverindulges in the act of oral stimulation of the crotch.
c) just about every political figure.
d) A dog that always has their nose in a person's crotch

Example:
Guy one: Hey, I am gonna vote for Hillary.
Guy two: are you nuts? she will say anything for a vote, she is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:Hey, I am gonna hang out with Tina tonight.
Guy two:Fuck that, all she wants is your cash and your ride, that ho is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:bro, you dog wont stop digging its nose in my crotch.
Guy two: I know, that dog is a crotch hound.

by ed fagan January 20, 2008

Crotch Rocket

Getting crazy jealous! Like for reelz?!?

Don't be getting all crotch rocket for bullshit you don't know about yet!

by Jealous Queen August 17, 2013

flobby crotch

A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!

My friends mom is a flobby crotch! But she seems to be bangable!

by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009

crotch snorkle

Of, or pertaining to the penis.

"That's one helluva crotch snorkle."

by Frances April 23, 2005

crotch rumbler

a group of people who never found a vagina mystery that they couldn't get to the bottom of

crotch rumblers OUT

by jeremy694/ January 22, 2008

Crotch Federal

1. A supporter of joining a crotch.
2. A strong relation to a unit established on a crotch

You dirty Crotch Federal!

by Kyle Halverson February 26, 2008

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 November 11, 2008