Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 20, 2024

Flag

Get the Crab Thursday mug.

CRAB NIP

Nipping someone with your fucking toes!!

Crab nip a girl with your toes and watch her scream and ask for a twix

by Tommy P February 26, 2024

Flag

Get the CRAB NIP mug.

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.

Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!

by Black Workshirt March 5, 2024

Flag

Get the Crab Item mug.

crab knuckle

Crab knuckle is another term for asshole

Show me that crab knuckle

Let me eat that crab knuckle

by Mr Buttsboy March 16, 2024

Flag

Get the crab knuckle mug.

She Crab Soup

When a girl has crabs and you finish on her bush and eat it.

I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light

by Anthony Vince March 17, 2024

Flag

Get the She Crab Soup mug.

Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.

"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.

by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024

Flag