Colorado Avalanche

a shitty NHL team who are constantly the bitches of the Detroit Red Wings

haha remember the time when Mccarty beat the shit out of Claude Lemieux. i was cracking up so loud. that same year Colorado Avalanche started sucking right after that game.

by go_wings June 1, 2006

Chloroform Punch

The act of soaking one's hand in chloroform, and then punching someone in the face. The end result will be the person is either knocked unconscious from the chloroform or the punch to the face.

I knew she wasn't going to say 'yes' if I asked her to Prom, so I just chloroform punched her and dragger her there.

by Tyson the Bastard May 22, 2006

Chloroform Dragqueen

A not-so-good garage band who's only followers are like, two weird kids. (aka Scott & Dylan) Their singer is a Diva who is in denial of his homosexually, their bassist a pedophile with a small penis, their guitarist a DRUNK!man-whore (who cries 'Window!'), & their (ex)-drummer was Wesley Gilbert. (See Also; 'Ginger')

"Man, that song sounded almost bad as that Chloroform Dragqueen STDs song."

by Your StepMom February 1, 2008

colored

mistakenly thought of as an "object of color", however there is no color 'out there.' Color is merely certain nanometers of electromagnetic energy that (lucky us) our eyes can register as color. Most electromagnetic energy cannot be processed by our eyes, for example, radio waves, or radiation. Thus what we see is only because of our eyes.

guy: hey Stac look at that "colored" person eating a burger.
stacy: wat are you talking about Guy?
guy: umm duh, that black person over there.
stacy: gosh, you're soweak-minded!
guy: wat did i do?
stacy: well for one black isn't even a color and secondly color is only what we see as electromagnetic energy...so yea,
you're just confused and miseducated Guy.
guy: so wat is color?
stacy: good question since no color exists as color lol.
guy: ya lol.

by the creatorx1 December 28, 2008

Salida, Colorado

A fag city that is only on the map because of the ski resorts by it. The only thing to do is to go to some gay pool that is filled with gay teenagers because that's the only thing to do on a Friday night.

Not Gay Person: Ugh, why do we have to stay in Salida, Colorado when we can stay at the ski lodge?

Gay Fag: Because its cheaper!!!!!!

by Shaquail January 16, 2011

empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.

Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.

by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009

colorist

colorist
(a combination of the words color and racist): (off): a non-white person who is a racist towards whites.

by the rules of ethnocultural neo-anthropology a colorist should also be considered a racist

by Sexydimma March 6, 2015