butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 25, 2019

butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.

I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.

by benofmn June 29, 2013

butt poker

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.

After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.

by superbrett January 03, 2012

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead

Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!

by buttgoon March 10, 2016

butt bath

The use of enemas or insertion of water to rinse out the anus and get it cleaned up. Many women do this before doing a porno or prior to anal sex.

Girl: I need a butt bath! I don't want my man's dick to get chocolate frosting on it when he fucks my ass!

by seantronik2013 July 04, 2015

Gamer's butt

Another name for pilonidal cysts; a specific cyst located at the base of the spine in the small recess, dimple if you will. They are more common by 4 times in men than women, and most common in those with a sedentary lifestyle..

He was forced to play Halo on his stomach, his rear end fee from pressure, after his gamer's butt inflamed in 2004...

by violet spartan July 18, 2015