Beading

Sweating so bad you get bead balls on your forehead.

It's so hot, I'm beading all over my good shirt.

by TheorogonalSamIam August 7, 2020

Beaming

Drunk high buzzed on nicotine and highly caffeinated

Last night me and my buddy were fuckin beaminggg

by LoNGSlOnGSiLvEr420_69 August 17, 2020

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

belkinkek

When someone is really annoying and you're looking at your Belkin HDMI to VGA adapter

A. Hey man you look really good today, did you do something different with your hair?
B. lol belkinkek

by pseudonymlolkek October 27, 2020

Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).

You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.

by gegilso September 30, 2020

Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020

Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020