by Lord.flakko March 11, 2023

A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.
Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024

The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.
by Lee Pea Pod November 10, 2015

Tim “aye cuz, I finally hooked up with Marissa, but dude, I’m like leaking down there. Like dripping green stuff. I’m getting nervous.”
Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”
Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”
Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”
Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”
by AlexDooWop June 22, 2019

by Bodie_Kawaii December 2, 2020

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021
