cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

Four block

Someone that is not reliable. Relating to Tetris, the four block piece is never there when you need it.

Man you're being a four block.

by Stag32 March 22, 2017

Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.

My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin

by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017

blocked call

An Incoming call is blocked for a specified number

I don't waste time in making blocked calls.

by imTez April 14, 2017

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016

Block Vision

A term used for showing alert and having awareness. When you are posted on the block (Block as in Life itself), you watch everything and never get caught lacking.

How did you let her cheat on you?

You don't have any Block Vision!

Where Is Your Block Vison? You Scared?

by Jimmyflame April 18, 2016

Wok Block

When you take actions to prevent someone from enjoying the many pleasures of a Chinese Buffet.

We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.

by Katax July 21, 2016