Blasting Whore

Females or Males who seek dirt on someone and blast it all over media sites and publicity as well as well anyone.
Person 1: Gets on facebook snoops around at someone's facebook
Person 2: What you doing?
Person 1: Oh just found out so and so is a nasty slut!
Person 1: Posts status about how much of a piece of shit that person is and makes up a few more things just to top it off.
Person 2: Thinks ( what a blasting whore OMG!)
by blast whore January 19, 2015
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God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.
You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.
by ‌  July 03, 2024
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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 01, 2014
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Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes
I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.
by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 20, 2024
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penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019
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Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.
by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021
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thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race
by Nirotic December 19, 2018
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