Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit faced.

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!

by txbe September 14, 2025

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit-faced. Obliterated.

Daryl: "Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!"

by txbe October 7, 2025

Cooler Blasted

When you fart in a gas station cooler and the person who opens the door gets your fart shoved down their throat

Dude, I totally cooler blasted someone in the gas station yesterday.

by LowRado07 December 30, 2025

big basin blister

a blister located on your foot that is formed while hiking in Boulder Creek, CA

Not to be confused with the McWay Falls Fall or the Bixby Canyon Blunder

“You better wear the right shoes today when we go hiking or else you’re gonna end up with a big basin blister”

by T Sizzle April 13, 2019

Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit

Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster

by Body duck December 3, 2025

Same as me arse for blisters

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

by Geordie lad December 13, 2012