area man

Area Man lives in every area. He needs an area for uninhibited slack, negligence and laziness without any guilt, problems, questions, decisions, backtalk or bullshit. You don't disturb Area Man. You don't bother Area Man. Area Man just needs room to be Area Man in an increasingly shitty world where Area Man cannot fully realize his potential or fulfill life's petty demands. Let Area Man be Area Man.

Bob is sitting in a dark basement hungover and does not want to be disturbed as he is an Area Man.

by nutsonyachin December 28, 2013

working for the man

Performing a task, manual labor, or any type of assigned duty for a stupid, spineless, gutless, lazy, selfserving, douchebags, worthless, anal retentive, unappreciative, disrespectful person or organization for money.

Dude, are you still working for the man? Man, don't let the man get you down!

by Chear55 June 24, 2014

Naked Man

The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.

You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.

by jesp045b January 4, 2011

man strength

Strength a man is bestowed with in his mid 30's that isn't physically apparent to an outside observer. A man needs to do nothing to recieve it other than grow old. Many unsuspecting sons and young males looking to prove them selves "manly" aren't aware of this phenomenon and underestimate the middle aged man.

John, the better athelete, can't win a game of one on one because his Dad has man strength.

by Skinnyg November 28, 2007

Naw-Man

A Naw-Man is one who rejects and declines anything fun. Naw-Men usually have a tendency to place higher importance on their jobs, and like to sleep early. Many Naw-Men can be found in the comfort of their own homes, and possibly watching Netflix.

"Yo, you wanna go to Splashtown or something?"

"Naw-Man, I got work"

by chino281 July 13, 2012

dunny man

Person who empties the dunny. The dunny was an Australian slang word for an outhouse or toilet tank which was used when there was no septic system or sewer to dispose of human waste.

The dunny man visits our house every Wednesday.

by Edward H. Zumstein July 11, 2006

Wank Man

Man who likes to wank more than anything else, even more than shopping for cheese

Wank Man:-I think ill have a wank, the cheese can wait!

by Scott8879 August 2, 2008