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bat finger

Somebody with a really large dick. Someone who care genuinely about their significant other. A “Bat Finger” is someone who doesn’t care what other think and will do almost anything to keep you in their life. If you let a bat I bet down he will always give you another chance, unless you play them, or steal their shit.
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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.
Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.
by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018
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prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes
That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.
by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018
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Bat rat

Hi best bat rat how’s it going
by Bug lover September 12, 2021
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Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025
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tuna bat

Hey man, nice tuna bat.”
by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021
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