Why Me's?

(Why me's) is code for law enforcement

or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"

depending on the context used

(Why me's?)- Here comes the why me's

by CWavey March 7, 2024

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Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

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why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

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Why?

That question kids will constantly ask even though you already gave them an answer.

Kid: Why do things happen?
Person: I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because. I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: I ALREADY SAID I DON’T KNOW
Kid: Why?

by SomeRandomPersonGuy November 1, 2019

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