When Beatrice rode her horse to the rodeo even the bulls stopped and stared.
“Wow that’s a real Texas low rider” said one of the cowboys
“Wow that’s a real Texas low rider” said one of the cowboys
by Dongslapper467 June 02, 2021
A little town with a whole lotta nuthin, except for a school official who set up camera's in the girls restrooms, a police chief fired for allowing rogue cops rough up citizens, and the rogue cops themselves that work for peanuts due to all the other P.D.'s that didn't want them. But rest assured that what they lack in professionalism, they more than make up for with ego. A short focus on these punks shows that they dish out tickets that are generally bogus and only serve to produce revenue for the pathetic department that threatens locals as well. If you're from another area, never stop here for gas or anything else. The snakes also nail people on I-35 going past Bruceville-Eddy, so watch out. Avoid this shit-hole as much as possible.
The police dept. in Bruceville-Eddy, Texas has threatened towns folk more than once that their taxes will increase if they're not allowed to continue to fleece innocent motorists with undeserved tickets. They are useless for anything else.
by Rockee.in.tx February 07, 2014
When a group of two plus males stand side by side in a line and jerk off the first one to ejaculate wins the race. There can be no out side influences on the participants (Female or other male touching, no toys, to porn) just the participants and their hand of choice and their imagination. If a participant does use any foreign aid that results in immediate disqualification. The community (Spectators/ other participants/ whoever else is in that general area) choses the punishment for the cheater.
Dean: Jack! Guess what.
Jack: What?
Dean: Chris was cought cheating in a Texas Show Down and the punishment what to eat the other participants cum!
Jack: Oh Shit!
Jack: What?
Dean: Chris was cought cheating in a Texas Show Down and the punishment what to eat the other participants cum!
Jack: Oh Shit!
by 5wampDaddy January 26, 2019
The term used when one person in a group pays for the entire group's bill (at dinner or otherwise) and then collects individual cash payments from each other member of the group.
Server: "How would you all like to take care of the bill? Separate checks?"
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."
by sambrero57 October 10, 2013
An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"
by rivertwigs April 22, 2010
Ok quick sidenote with all the Texas Hold 'Em on TV how the hell is there no definition for it yet on here? Oh well, I guess I get the honors!
Texas Hold 'Em is a type of poker game that can be played with 2-10 players. The dealer can either be a designated dealer who does not play or the dealer can be a player. Texas Hold 'Em is called a community game which means that there are community cards that everyone who has bet or checked into the hand can use. It can be played with either a limit or with no limit, the later of the 2 being the one you'll see on TV.
Texas Hold 'Em follows the poker set of winning cards: high card, pair, 2 pair, 3 of a kind, straight, flush, full house, 4 of a kind, straight flush, Royal Flush.
Texas Hold 'Em is played with a set of rules which may vary in some cases. The cards are dealt either to the left of the dealer or to the left of the button which is used in designated dealer games. There is then a round of betting after which the dealer burns, or discards a card, and shows 3 cards face up on the table which is called the flop. Another round of betting happens after this and then the dealer discards another card and shows another card face up called the turn. This same process is repeated and the last card is called the river. A final round of betting follows and players still in the hand reveal their hands to see who wins the pot.
In almost all poker games Texas Hold 'Em has a system of how to play your hand. During the betting periods a person can fold, or give up, their hand; they can call, or equal the previous bet or raise; they can raise or put additional money into their bet; they can check if they are on the big blind (that comes later) or if everyone before them has checked; after the flop, turn or river they can bet and lastly they can go all-in and risk all of their chips.
There are also some additional rules to the game. With antes everyone contributes the same number of chips to the pot but with blinds the 2 people either to the left of the dealer in a dealer-plays game or to the left of the button in a designated dealer game put in blinds. The person closest to the button or dealer puts in the small blind and the person to their left puts in the big blind which is the starting bet. The person who puts in the big blind is the last person to act on their hand in all rounds of betting and can initially check on the big blind. The person who puts in the small blind can call the big blind and puts in chips equal to the amount of the big blind which includes the money they already put in with the blind. In the case that 2 players come out with the same exact winning hand there is a split pot in which both players receive exactly half of the chips or money in the pot. In the case that 2 players both have something like a full house or flush a high-card dominant standard is used. If a player is forced to go all in yet other people who still have money to bet want to put in addition money then a side pot is started which the all-in person can not win; this is done with each person who is all-in with other players who wish to bet more chips. A player is eliminated from the game when they have no more money or chips left.
Texas Hold 'Em is a type of poker game that can be played with 2-10 players. The dealer can either be a designated dealer who does not play or the dealer can be a player. Texas Hold 'Em is called a community game which means that there are community cards that everyone who has bet or checked into the hand can use. It can be played with either a limit or with no limit, the later of the 2 being the one you'll see on TV.
Texas Hold 'Em follows the poker set of winning cards: high card, pair, 2 pair, 3 of a kind, straight, flush, full house, 4 of a kind, straight flush, Royal Flush.
Texas Hold 'Em is played with a set of rules which may vary in some cases. The cards are dealt either to the left of the dealer or to the left of the button which is used in designated dealer games. There is then a round of betting after which the dealer burns, or discards a card, and shows 3 cards face up on the table which is called the flop. Another round of betting happens after this and then the dealer discards another card and shows another card face up called the turn. This same process is repeated and the last card is called the river. A final round of betting follows and players still in the hand reveal their hands to see who wins the pot.
In almost all poker games Texas Hold 'Em has a system of how to play your hand. During the betting periods a person can fold, or give up, their hand; they can call, or equal the previous bet or raise; they can raise or put additional money into their bet; they can check if they are on the big blind (that comes later) or if everyone before them has checked; after the flop, turn or river they can bet and lastly they can go all-in and risk all of their chips.
There are also some additional rules to the game. With antes everyone contributes the same number of chips to the pot but with blinds the 2 people either to the left of the dealer in a dealer-plays game or to the left of the button in a designated dealer game put in blinds. The person closest to the button or dealer puts in the small blind and the person to their left puts in the big blind which is the starting bet. The person who puts in the big blind is the last person to act on their hand in all rounds of betting and can initially check on the big blind. The person who puts in the small blind can call the big blind and puts in chips equal to the amount of the big blind which includes the money they already put in with the blind. In the case that 2 players come out with the same exact winning hand there is a split pot in which both players receive exactly half of the chips or money in the pot. In the case that 2 players both have something like a full house or flush a high-card dominant standard is used. If a player is forced to go all in yet other people who still have money to bet want to put in addition money then a side pot is started which the all-in person can not win; this is done with each person who is all-in with other players who wish to bet more chips. A player is eliminated from the game when they have no more money or chips left.
We played poker last night and the only game Johnny knew how to play was Texas Hold 'Em, he'd seen it on TV so much but had no clue how to play Low Chicago or The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
by Sid Barrett August 07, 2007
the act of cumming to ones large hat then putting the hat on a partner's face the hitting the back of the hat,(to squash it) to cover the persons face in the contents.
by pantsman40 February 27, 2011