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anal crap

The other definition is complete shit..."anal crap" for that matter. The person who posted it should be ashamed cause they're a f***ing moron. An oxymoron is a combination of contradictory terms (e.g. deafening silence or hopeful pessimists) which still makes sense somehow. Anal crap is just an example of redundancy (since where else would crap come from except your anus?)just like "huge giants". Repeat: other definition is "anal crap"
Who gives a shit? You're not going to use it in a normal conversation...
by a.d.i.d.a.s. March 6, 2005
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ANAL SEXXXXX

When a male specimen puts it DICK in a woman's ASS.
I really want some ANAL SEXXXXX right now.
Man, Jessica wants ANAL SEXXXXX?
Oh ho, she wants ANAL SEXXXXX?
by Chrispoopy May 20, 2018
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anal day

situated on January 12th every other leap year anal day is a day where people can gather in groups of no more than 7 but no less than four to discuss and practice the art of anal sex.
Dan: is anal day coming up soon
Ewan: yes, I love anal sex
by pussymuncher04 February 3, 2013
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anal zombie

A zombie that only can be killed by removing its anus with your penis and a special spiked condom.
It's so hard to kill these anal zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their ass!
by Zombopheliac July 26, 2009
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Anal Demons

Demons that live inside the anus due to not being cleaned in a very long time. usually gives off a horrible smell thats like taco bell and shit (oh wait! same thing!) Can also start creeping out of the rectal cavity in the form of poop crusts.
JaLisa: Omigod! the anal demons! theyre attacking!

David: Quick! i have to perform The Anal Exorcism!

JaLisa: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM BLEEEDING!!!!!!!
by The Butt Pirate of Bluffton February 14, 2010
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Anal Trainer

A very short training anal dildo usually between 3 - 5 inches long. Girls use it to get ready for the real thing.
Cecilia practiced long and hard with an anal trainer for years to become pro at anal sex.
by Snuke September 10, 2007
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Anal beard

An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.
A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard
by Carl Crowther October 1, 2009
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