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alabama lerba llama

when you preform sexual acts on your cousin whole ontop of your buddy's sick chevy with them toe mirrors pulled all the way out
jesus that was some great Alabama lerba llama
by Mericawaaa June 5, 2020
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Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."
by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020
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Alabama squeeze box

an incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
we're going to Alabama squeeze box Emily tonight
by forthewin849 July 6, 2023
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Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell and using your dick to shove the shit back up her ass
Billy: dude did u smash Shelby last night
Tommy: yea but she had taco bell eariler so I had to give her the ol' Alabama push pop
by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016
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Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.
by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022
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Alabama Eiffel Tower

The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.

The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.

The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.

As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021
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Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex
Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee
by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019
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