s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

by Redlline November 28, 2016

M.I.A

M.I.A( missing in action). Most people go m.i.a when there going through a lot or don't want to talk. M.I.A people will not answer there phone for days at a time. Some take time to reflect or think about what's hurting them or how they feel.

bailey went m.i.a have you heard from her?

by xxsad.badbitchxx January 10, 2020

A.N.C.M.

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

I'm not a robot

the most time consuming question in your life for useless websites

you: another useless question in our sad lives
them: what is it?
you: oh its that "I'm not a robot " shit

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018

going M.I.A

removing yourself from toxic people/social media/distractions, focusing on yourself, becoming successful, developing good habits

“Yeah, what have you done lately? I didn’t any posts on Facebook,didn’t hear anything from you”
“ I’m going M.I.A for a while, just trying to focus on my career “

by Mălina B February 12, 2018

I'm on a Boat

The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

by i.love.andy.samberg February 23, 2009

I'm on a roll

to be on a winning streak, to do well continuously for a certain period of time

I'm not leaving the casino now! I'm on a roll!

by jelena11 February 7, 2008