Beta Simp Jay

An individual who is so unbearably desperate that they will go back to a thot who cheated and ditch their friends in an attempt to work on things with said cheater

Yeah you know that guy Beta Simp Jay

by Hotdog Eater October 21, 2019

mid-day-jay

Having a joint (marijuana cigarette) at noon. (Similar to "wake n bake" or "steam n dream".)

Dude1: "We should totally meet up at noon in that cool park we found!"

Dude2: "F*ck Yeah!! Well have a mid-day-jay!"

by 678 D-team June 23, 2011

Alexander Jay Walker

- AKA "The One And Only"/"Slick" - Walker: The most confident man alive, the host of "Walker Wisdom" on YouTube, an online educator, self-improvement influencer, self-analysis/confidence guru, philanthropist, entrepreneur, combat sport athlete, motivational speaker and a self-discipline coach/strategist.

He thrives to branch out & make the world known of his purpose in life: To help 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩, 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣, & 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚! (Walkerism)

"If you cannot control your mind, then how do you expect to control your life?" - Alexander Jay Walker

"Alexander Jay Walker taught me how to conquer my life."

by TylerDurden_75 June 16, 2023

jay o bee

a different way of saying job. basically spelling it out. used in a somewhat negative connotation.

Joe: You want to chill today?
Bob: naw i got work at my jay o bee (J O B)
Joe: That sucks, I usually just hustle if i need cash yo

by rlich August 26, 2005

toronto b-jay

Receiving a blowjob while watching the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game.

"She gave me a Toronto B-Jay during the Jays game last night. It must have been good luck since Bautista hit a home run while she was doing it."

by BigScreech October 31, 2013

Swedish Handy Jay

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.

J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"

by EmpressMe November 13, 2013

Jay Leno Syndrome

When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)

"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."

by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008