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Locked-In Syndrome

LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.
person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.
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Blue lock Program

Literally a program that kidnaps minors and changes them just to win a world cup, and its orchestrated by a probably deadbeat dad, Ego Jinpachi. To make it worse its livestreamed
Omg mom i got into the Blue Lock Program
by Sompersonwholikesanime June 22, 2025
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Locking up criminals

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:
Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Trans Ball Lock

When a trans girl's mustache tangles with a man's ball hair while performing oral
I forgot to shave last night before Destiny went down on me and we got stuck in a trans ball lock
by Degenerate Swamp May 5, 2023
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CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS A BUTTON ON THE KEY BOARD THAT WHEN PRESING SHIFT WILL CREATE A lowercase LETTER
hELLO
i LIKE USING CAPS LOCK A LOT
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James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.
Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy
by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022
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Lock it up

To center your attention and discipline your mind so distractions are shut out, allowing you to stay fully focused and in control of your thoughts or actions.
Before the exam, I told myself to lock it up and block out the noise.”

“Athletes lock it up in the final moments of the game to perform their best.”

“When working on a big project, you need to lock it up and give it your undivided focus.”
by Treovivu September 9, 2025
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