Toss-on-a-Taco

Toss-on-a-Taco is a masturbation game that guys play where everyone jacks off on a taco and the last guy to cum has to eat the taco.
We played "Toss-on-a-Taco" last night, and I lost so I had to eat the taco! Yum!
by eda-skip March 24, 2022
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Dirty Taco

Where your fucking a girl in the ass then you stick your dick in her twat.
Did you give that girl the dirty taco?
by Justin September 19, 2004
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taco stand

I spent all my money at the Taco Stands in Vegas.
by Cape Cod Viking November 02, 2008
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Emo taco

(noun.)
1. a depressed vagina, usually from excessive or not enough fornication occuring. During fornication, the woman may recite depressing poetry, along with vaginal bleeding. Due to high levels of depression, not seen since Benidict Arnold betrayed America, no orgasm occurs.
2. the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her period. The female's blood is considered to be hot sauce. In lieu of menstration, the man (or woman) performing the oral sex can cut his/her wrist, with blood flowing from the arm onto the partner's pussy.
1. "My bitch has such an emo taco that I have resorted to hiring prostitutes."
2. "I hate giving my bitch an emo taco when she is not having her period. I have to buy condoms and band-aids at the corner store, making me seem more like a creeper."
by runepaladin January 23, 2009
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pluckin' the taco

The act of shaving your female's hoo-ha.
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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taco thunder

The act of taking your penis and putting a taco in your butt hole then slapping the taco with your penis slamming it farther into your butt.
Matt and his friend taco thunder for fun.
by Crazyjay12354 March 06, 2014
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glossy taco

a type of nail polish that keeps your nail polish underneath protected
look at my glossy taco
by b4stetb4ll July 17, 2017
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