antipickle is a genre of story which features conceited old men who don't recognize they're past their expiration date, act like they're still the shit, and ultimately get tossed in the trash like they deserve.
by hereicomehahaha December 16, 2019
Get the antipickle storymug. A new for of literary genius; a tale or story told through the usage of "emojis" with addition of heart wrenching dialogue.
by koyeza March 27, 2024
Get the emoji storymug. Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...mug. sex story pt 3!!
i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018
Get the Badtime Storymug. A telling
Once upon a time a girl and a boy met
girl: oh hi there
Boy: hai whats up?
Girl: nothing im cindy
Boy: Hi cindy *touches cindys pussy*
Boy: im max
Cindy:*moans* Follow me to a room
Max: bet
*they get in bed*
Cindy: Oh yes max harder!!
Max: Like this 10inch weener in you!
Cindy: Squirts
Max: jizz all up in there it comes out ther mouth
Mom: and thats the story little jonny
Jonny: mama?
Mom:yes?
Jonny: *pulls mother pants and starts licking all up in der
The end
girl: oh hi there
Boy: hai whats up?
Girl: nothing im cindy
Boy: Hi cindy *touches cindys pussy*
Boy: im max
Cindy:*moans* Follow me to a room
Max: bet
*they get in bed*
Cindy: Oh yes max harder!!
Max: Like this 10inch weener in you!
Cindy: Squirts
Max: jizz all up in there it comes out ther mouth
Mom: and thats the story little jonny
Jonny: mama?
Mom:yes?
Jonny: *pulls mother pants and starts licking all up in der
The end
by 2323232ddd March 6, 2022
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