Douche Scale

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.

She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.

by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010

Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

Gym douche

The asshole at the gym that monopolizes multiple pieces of equipment at a time. He has no regard for people waiting. He has his oversized headphones on loud ignoring people purposely that try to get his attention. He'll grunt, sing and drop weights out loud for attention knowingly that he can't hear himself just to annoy everyone around him.

What the fuck! That gym douche is so fucking annoying.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

Resource douche

A legitamate SOB, who drains all of the potential hilarity, romance, deepness, etc. out of a line, or joke by informing everyone around, the phrase that was stated was stolen from such-and-such movie, show, commercial, etc.

an inconsiderate that kills the mood by leaking the reference point of something someone has said

dude 1: Hey! My TOMS finally came in!!
Dude 2: ALGEBRAIC!!!!
Dude 3: You got that from adventure time!
Dude 2: wow, way to be a resource douche.

Chick: Asdgdhdhf!!!! I need more lipstick!!
dude: you're amazing, just the way you are.
Chick: That's a line from a Bruno Mars song!!
dude: thanks for killing the moment, you resource douche.

by Stev McWavy November 3, 2010

Douche Jar

A jar which you put money in, for every time someone makes a douchebag comment.

Paul:Dude I'm struggling to find a date tonight man.
Kevin:Wow dude you such a freaking embarrassment, like how easy could it be to ask a girl on a date...well it is for good looking guys anyways.
Malcolm:O.K. bro that's a visit to the douche jar.

by Malcolm Ocbomb July 31, 2012

douche-knuckle

douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously

mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!

by hightechdave April 14, 2010

Douche Dolphin

A Manly douche who hangs out at the beach, and is a lifeguard.

'Todd is such a douche dolphin! He did my girlfriend!"

by ElusiveKangaroo March 13, 2010