Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020

Dad Music

Dad music is simply a variety of songs that Jason loves to listen to when he is sad

“What dad music are you listening to today”
“Loving is Easy by Rex Orange County... it’s a mood”

by Macarthur Square December 15, 2019

jacobs dad

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!

by Dorkygirl182 December 18, 2017

Bro dads

It's where two guys who are best friends adopt a child and raise it together without any women. Except for nanny's (as many as you'd like)

Kid: "my bro dads are so cool, they don't make me clean or do any chores"

by Katie’s brother October 6, 2019

Keira Dad

A fuck nut

Wow she is such a keira dad

by Childofgodawman August 11, 2019

Done dads

Finished. Over. The end.

Bob: -beats the shit out of peter
peter: dude stop u owned me !!
BoB: ur done dads bitch

by Jian Huang October 16, 2008

Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018