San Jose Stumble

The loss of one's footing through the front door after yet another night of skinning the neighborhood cats and fucking them in the ass.

Jimmy woke me up coming home late again last night.

Let me guess. San Jose Stumble?
Ya. You betcha.

by joeyvllttf May 3, 2015

San Andreas Fault

A really BIG vagina usually on a fat whore

Levi visited the San Andreas Fault for his vacation.

by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

San Fransisco handshake

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.

"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."

by CaptainButtercup August 29, 2009

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

San Franciscan Teapot

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

by sorest rump June 14, 2010

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

San Diego Scooby Doo

Card game from "The King of Queens" television show.

“Alright, the game is San Diego Scooby Doo. Three decks, and we use all the Jokers and instruction cards.”

by Hulmerist February 14, 2012