Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

pumple douche

When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.

I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.

by Tipsymike April 17, 2016

Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

by Donny1010 May 28, 2008

Resource douche

A legitamate SOB, who drains all of the potential hilarity, romance, deepness, etc. out of a line, or joke by informing everyone around, the phrase that was stated was stolen from such-and-such movie, show, commercial, etc.

an inconsiderate that kills the mood by leaking the reference point of something someone has said

dude 1: Hey! My TOMS finally came in!!
Dude 2: ALGEBRAIC!!!!
Dude 3: You got that from adventure time!
Dude 2: wow, way to be a resource douche.

Chick: Asdgdhdhf!!!! I need more lipstick!!
dude: you're amazing, just the way you are.
Chick: That's a line from a Bruno Mars song!!
dude: thanks for killing the moment, you resource douche.

by Stev McWavy November 3, 2010

Gym douche

The asshole at the gym that monopolizes multiple pieces of equipment at a time. He has no regard for people waiting. He has his oversized headphones on loud ignoring people purposely that try to get his attention. He'll grunt, sing and drop weights out loud for attention knowingly that he can't hear himself just to annoy everyone around him.

What the fuck! That gym douche is so fucking annoying.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

e-douche

one who uses email, social networks, and other electronic marketing mediums to spread their douche-ness and annoying-ness for shameless self-promotion.

Todd is really an e-douche. I got an Farcebook group invite to promote his new venture into stair-step marketing.

by jssnthnlwgnr February 26, 2009