Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass....

When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy

Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!

by SSSSSSSEWWWHEFART November 9, 2021

Punching you in the face in your base all over the place!

Not playing nice and being courteous to opposing players.

Punching you in the face in your base all over the place!?

It's all about pwnzoring bitches.

by slackerzfan September 23, 2009

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

I wanna play you like my e-girls

This was made for games and e-girls how want to flirt with each other
It comes for Draw me like one of your french girls but for gamers.

Hey gamer girl i wanna play you like my e-girls

by Unecessary godly April 17, 2021

National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day

Today, girls who’s name is Eleni have to send u nudes. They better be good ones too. No half tit picks. Full bod pics. FTB

Hey, guess who’s sending me nudes tonight because it’s National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day.

by ELENI DAY April 20, 2020

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022