shit fuck all

A regional term in the Canadian Maritimes and Southern Ontario. Meaning nothing, or very little.

Dude 1: How much gas do we have left?
Dude 2: We're down to shit fuck all.
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by Mikihailio June 21, 2017

Colonel Cluster Fuck

''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.

''What are your opinions on George W. Bush? ''You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck''

by meeme master November 5, 2017

what the possible fuck

You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.

While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"

by DoDotti November 12, 2017

motherless fucking cunt

Someone or something that totally screws up a simple task that you are doing, making it impossible to complete.

You were not born, your father jerked off on a rock you motherless fucking cunt!!

by Cibyll November 18, 2017

Fuck N’ Go

To have sex with a random person that you will probably never see again

That guy doesn’t have a girl. When he meets up with someone, it’s just a Fuck N’ Go.

by .&:&3&83 March 4, 2018

bill the fuck up

When someone fucks up so bad they come up with any excuse to make it not their fault

"Damn can't believe I just backed into that truck, better bill the fuck up!"

"Man I just ran over that shovel better bill the Fuck up and yell at who ever left it there"

by Captan Ging Beard January 18, 2017

we fucks with you

Plural to "fuck with you". Used for two or more people really liking another person, agreeing they cool with that person and allowed to be their friend.

"Brah we fucks with you. You are our fucking homie now"

by #bioislife February 5, 2017