A ghetto ass school in the richest county in America, where snobby teenagers that smoke weed and binge drink every weekend go for an education they won't even use because their parents will pay for them to live at home their whole life.
by Nastynigga25 January 5, 2014
Get the Broad Run High School mug.Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.
Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
by rst8 November 4, 2011
Get the New Philadelphia High School mug.A boring school where all the cucks and plebs go to talk about boring drama act cool and do drugs at. The principle doesn’t know what he’s doing and the teachers are the same. The teachers are retarded butt fucks and do jack. All the kids do is act cool and pretend like they have “clout”. If your trying to smash some dumb blonde, Jason lee is the place to go.
Person 1:“Do you go to Jason lee middle school?”
Person 2:“Yea, all I do is wear clout goggles and play fortnite”
Person 1:“Dank”
Person 2:“Yea, all I do is wear clout goggles and play fortnite”
Person 1:“Dank”
by BDEATHPUNCH April 7, 2018
Get the jason lee middle school mug.A High School located in Oxford County. CASS is the worst high school to go to. The Smoke pits are filled with greasy dart whores and wannabe gangsters. The preps have their heads so far up their asses, they think going to a school dance while they're "white girl wasted," is fun. The staff are amazing people, for the most part. CASS is filled with drama and petty bullshit. If you're thinking about sending your Child to CASS, think again.
by Bent over May 14, 2019
Get the College Avenue Secondary School mug.A school located in White House Tennessee that gets beat by 0-30 Gallatin teams and can only beat dog shit teams that don’t know how to play football. The entire school is full of nicotine addicts and narcissistic fucks who think they are good at sports because they give the ball to the same person every play and he gets 3 yards a carry. The announcer can’t read jerseys because of his diabetes and to top it all off their excuse for a “star” defensive player is a beta coaches kid
“Did you hear what happened to that one guy from White House High School”
“Yeah didn’t his house get spray painted and rolled”
“Yeah didn’t his house get spray painted and rolled”
by PreSeasonAllStateLinebacker September 4, 2021
Get the White House High School mug.A subpar school that is insanely overcrowded. However, the football team is very good. Was in the middle of nowhere till they built a Walmart near by. Way better than North and Oldham county though.
by Meowkiller31 September 26, 2019
Get the South Oldham High School mug.The better high school in the Madison, AL area. Students from the rival school Bob Jones may tell you different but that is because they are poor.
Bob: I got a lifted Jeep Wrangler for my sixteenth.
Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.
James Clemens High School students are rich and all drive jeeps
Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.
James Clemens High School students are rich and all drive jeeps
by sadbricks December 30, 2020
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