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shit your pants capade

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...
I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.
by Roqem May 26, 2017
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crap digging in the shit-bin

looking for something/someone inside one's messy purse/bag/handheld carrying device.
girl 1: Have you found your cell phone yet?
girl 2: Hold on, I'm working on it. I'm crap digging in the shit-bin.
by moog and a loach November 14, 2010
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Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
by Brodman585 March 15, 2021
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I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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shut dat shit up

when you are tired of listening to people talk and they are gettin on your last nerve!!
"Man i am so tired of your mouth, shut dat shit up."
by %^&%$@ April 19, 2009
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Miss me with that gay shit

When someone is doing something out of you liking, and invites you to join it
Person 1: Dude, come over and play animal jam with me
Person 2: Bruh, miss me with that gay shit
by Bobbythemotorizedvehicle February 27, 2020
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Yo these edibles ain't shit

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.
Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"
by snerfl February 1, 2021
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