Dirty Adib

When you tell your friends that you'll do something dirty but actually just said it as a joke and never end up doing it and die unhappy

Hey wanna eat some ass?

Yeah man
(30 years later, at his funeral)
"He did a dirty Adib"

by Thoise September 5, 2021

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dirty tatem

A technique for sucking one's own dick. The person forms a doughnut of themselves and sucks off themself.

He's probably pulling a dirty tatem

by eggmantart October 16, 2022

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dirty schiavo

When you happen upon a particularly passed out lady friend and proceed to take her home to your bed, slather her up with some applesauce, stick an aux cord in that asshole, and let your jiblets ride.

Will: Dude, did you see that chick in the alleyway last night?
Alec: Yeah dude, I totally gave that jabroni a dirty schiavo.
Will: Nice.

by SirBongsAlot November 1, 2017

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A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.

"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

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