How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

i want to die

something someone who is thinking or is on the verge of suicide. it is never good to hear these words. if you hear someone say this, please reach out to them and continue to until you’re positive that this feeling has passed. i’m not the most mentally stable person ever, i think about this word(sentence) a lot.. but it’s never good to hear this and then blow it off like they were joking. get serious for a moment even if they are joking. sometimes the truth lies behind the joke.

me: i want to die
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond

by takecarelostsouls January 6, 2023

I want more dick

When a female has sexual intercouse with a male and wants them to go deeper

DADDY~ I WANT MORE DICK 🥵

by TheQueenofSussybaka January 8, 2023

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"

"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023