brown-curious

One who finds themselves sexually attracted to South Asians (Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, etc). Someone who may not fantasize primarily about South Asians, but who does occasionally find themselves wondering if brown sex is as hot as brown food.

Girl 1: I can't stop thinking about that guy from class.

Girl 2: Sanjay? You must be brown-curious.

by mindfucked November 28, 2010

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

Gaybo Brown

Someone who may have homosexual leanings or tendencies, but much less offensive then "fag" or "queer". It signifies a more blue collar form of homosexuality, as apposed to a "flamer" or someone who is "Flamboyantly Gay".

"Dude look at that pansy Derek, He is such a Gaybo Brown"

by Wath20 May 15, 2009

brown paulie

where you shove your own dick deep inside your rectum and clean it out like a fuckin plunger until there isnt any shit left to extract. Then with all the fuckin stank on your hang down you suck your own dick. therefore a brown paulie.

Derek: ah shit dude jon was shwasted as fuck last night and pulled a brown paulie in his room.

phil: dude thats sick as fuck was there a lot of shit left on the floor?

by puss masters December 13, 2010

Browne Aphasia

Is an illness within the structure of the brain. In areas such as the hypothalamus and frontal lobe regions have sustained damage. People who suffer from Browne Aphasia will struggle in remembering important dates and the misplacement of personal belongings.

FRIEND: Hey when's our biology test?
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.

by garljack April 18, 2011

Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018