Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

georoge washing machine

A Roblox noob said these onces

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine

by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020

Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.

"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"

by izzie :3 July 8, 2015

load of washing

Load of washing

I just done a load of washing

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Wash

To outshine someone so completely that their presence gets rinsed out of the spotlight.

He thought his fit was fire, but she washed him just by walking in the room.”

by TheCookMeister August 20, 2025

to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma November 1, 2014