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twitterbutt 

An app that "is like Twitter but ..."

Typically the `but` is something that Twitter already does or is such a minor difference it doesn't matter. Alternatively it could be very different than Twitter but, in those cases, it's typically an undesirable app.
Herp Derpington: "You're a programmer? I have an idea for an app. It's call My Log-Log. It's like Twitter but for your time in the bathroom."
Dev: "Not another twitterbutt."
twitterbutt by LtCmdDudefellah April 6, 2014
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twatter snatch 

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.
It's just like twitter but for cunts!!
Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.

Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!
Twatter by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

twitter whore

someone who constantly updates their twitter feed, often times with the most random crap
person 1: hey, did you see Jonny's tweet?
person 2: which one? he's such a twitter whore
twitter whore by februfrog January 2, 2015

twittercon 

Guy 1: "Dude I think I want to go to twittercon"
Guy 2: "I'm going!"
twittercon by ddude01 February 21, 2015

Twitter goon 

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
Twitter goon by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Twitter twiker 

A "twitter twiker" or "twiker" is somebody who repeatedly doesn't follow people back on Twitter when somebody follows them. Very common on Twitter today
That guys on Twitter has so many more followers than people he's following. He must be a real Twitter twiker!
Twitter twiker by acchill May 30, 2015