Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.

"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."

by MedjeedIX July 2, 2023

Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.

Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!

by Blue_bed February 10, 2018

bed chem

Having chemistry with some in bed / while having sex.

I'd bet we'd have good bed chem.
Me and Barry have good bed chem.

by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024

Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.

*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.

by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024

Side Eye Bed Pose

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.

Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment

Antonym:
Guten Morgan

“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”

by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025

bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed

“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”

by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023

The cat that pissed on the bed

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024