Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.
by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 4, 2022

All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo
by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.
raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.
by Eh da ebusser July 3, 2020

To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.
by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

by cant_justify October 12, 2014
