Post Vacation Depression

Depression felt after coming home from vacation.

I'm depressed. I must have post vacation depressions.

by AhlixL October 16, 2008

Post-Coachella Syndrome

When one can not perform regular daily functions once he/she returns from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 3 day weekend was so awesome that he/she is depressed with ordinary life and is now unable to think or act on anything except festivities related to Coachella.

"My friend hasn't gone to class all week. I believe the doctor diagnosed him with Post-Coachella Syndrome. He has taken a medical leave of absence from school for the next month!"

by Bear&BJ April 22, 2010

Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012

Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again

"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."

by psudeom July 10, 2022

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.

Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.

by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010

Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018