pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.

Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.

by zanderfin July 4, 2020

sleeve theory

kind of like the Hoodie theory except instead of hooides this is the theory that lads automatically look cuter when they have a sleeve over there mouth or are chewing a cup

paul grahams hott

Paul Graham chewing a cup is HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by caroline March 30, 2004

The Branard Theory

The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.

Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!

by omg_penguin September 3, 2013

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.

When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.

by lilboogieface September 21, 2025

red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked

did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed

by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

The potato theory

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory

"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real

by God_potato January 25, 2016

mandelaverse theory

the theory in which all mandelaverses (universes where a "mandela effect event" actually occur) are parallel universes in which individuals who experience the mandala effect are just realising they have moved into a universe in which the event hadn't occured

"hey bro, have you heard of the mandelaverse theory?"
"yeah! i genuinely think it's real!"

by ramaaaaaar July 24, 2022