Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

by The AWPerator April 22, 2011

Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies)

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.

"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

by Fan of yoteslaya October 21, 2011

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 6, 2010

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...

Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019

Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.

The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.

by lpsn February 14, 2024

Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.

Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.

by Flatteryj March 29, 2010