When you take a shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then closer the lid. Making an imprint with the keyboard in a grid like fashion similar to making waffles on a waffle iron.
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Get the dirty waffle mug.A girl gets on top of a guy and another guy gets on the girl. They roll around, thus creating a Rofl Waffle.
by Katietime June 22, 2008
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by bmasriwd August 2, 2007
Get the shit waffle mug.When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.
John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court
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by hugecockville2 September 22, 2012
Get the Blue waffle mug.When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.
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