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SPOONING

When one man inserts thee round tube like handle into one's penis for pleasure while grasping the round spoon in and thus SPOONING ones self.
Wow he really can take that spooning all nice and deep like...
by 《♤》 October 18, 2020
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metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.
by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012
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poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.
I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.
by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012
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dirty little sample spoon

n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.
That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.
by mz.muthaforkher February 1, 2012
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Spoon spree

When one reaches a state of starvation and hunger that he/she obtains a spoon and consumes portions of multiple food items and dishes within a fridge to satisfy their respective stomachs.
Person 1: DUDE what the f*ck happened to the Bacon!
Person 2: Bro Arnel went on a Spoon spree last night
by Rdxd August 17, 2011
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Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.
Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.
by memerrrrr August 17, 2011
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Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 27, 2023
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